Pemdas
you ever notice how uh… pete has a zipper on his crotch

i have been informed that most pants have zippers on the crotch so shitpost canceled

Post un-cancelled, because it goes all the way around baby.
I miss sleeping next to someone
fucking idiot doesn’t even know the clone jutsu lol
I hate how fucking funny this is
i started seeing screenshots of tumblr users receiving messages from a blog called “sexygirlmax2019”
this is, of course, standard on tumblr, to receive porn bot messages
they were exceptionally weird
“Hey peebrain -you teleport?”
“Hi pea for brains…. can you teleport?”
checking the timestamps, all of sexygirlmax2019’s posts have been made today
they’re formatted impeccably like bot messages and posts
but they’re just a little off
this isn’t a bot
this is a human controlling a blog acting like a bot
all of the links?? aren’t porn links
mysterious bit.ly links to this site:
https://max2019.neocities.org/
if you “click here to instantly transport” you get taken to
> /seraphim.html
if you click it again
> /cherubim.html
again
> /thrones.html
…which returns a “Page Not Found” error
Porn Bot ARG
So I ran the mp3 you could get from /cherubim.html through a sstv scanner and got this back

Which is just straight up the image from /seraphim.html.
But the it’s weird, when I went back to /cherubim.html the page changed from a picture and an mp3 download to this:

And when I clicked on that I was taken to /firstsphere/thrones.html which looked like this:

When I clicked on THAT I was taken to /secondsphere/dominions.html and greeted to this disturbing image:

I legit don’t know what any of this means or if anybody else has had a similar experience yet, but wtf. Since I’m already down this rabbit hole, I’m going to try to snoop more into this and see what I find. If I find anything I’ll update this post.
So I’m going through on mobile and

And whenever I clicked on it the picture would start to deteriorate:

Until

Clicking on the connection lost link lead to:

And the angel would flicker in and out which is hard to get through screenshots. Clicking it led to:





A gif that was kinda glitchy and would occasionally flash to what looked like it might be a neighborhood but I couldn’t get it in screenshots. Clicking THAT led to the child’s growth thing.
And then when I closed the pop up I was taken to the above blog which I couldn’t leave until I hit the home button.
Weird
I’m on mobile so i cant format this well unfortunately but update!!! The main page of the site got something added to it—a livestream video (which I can’t play bc mobile but it says earthcam?) and these words: “Can anyone hear me? I’m so sick… Broadcasting anita. Can you see her? I’m so sick… I can’t let you see her anymore. Anita’s room is painted pink and is always full of light.“ With an added link that says “hear me here,” which leads you to /hearme.html . The /hearme page has repeated text saying “I’m so sick.” and a link to a voice recording. I can’t play the voice recording as I’m on mobile rn but if someone else can hit us up with that!!
WAIT
THINGS BEING FULL OF LIGHT IS A REALLY IMPORTANT MOTIF IN DANTE’S PARADISIO
Ok so Im on a laptop now and can update!
So here is the new bottom of the homepage:

And here is /hearme (link to /hearme is here) :

The sound that plays for the voice recording is another weird, staticky, glitchy sound with three distinct tones. I’m not good with audio stuff but if someone wants to mess with that then hell yeah
ONE MORE QUICK UPDATE YALL
So the first click from the homepage no longer goes to /seraphim. It goes to /documentation which looks like this:

(Room full of light…Anita’s room is always full of light…hmmm)
It also plays more weird beeping sounds, which again, I’m not good with, but still. This sound is more dial-up-ish sounding, not as rhythmic as some of the other ones.
aight i’ll check on this later today if ppl have found more stuff















